So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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