The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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