i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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