White coat. Heels.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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