I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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