Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Randomize
