so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
