Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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