so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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