Whod you bang
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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