My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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