summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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