Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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