Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
