I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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