Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
