yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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