God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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