I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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