Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Terrible idea I love it
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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