I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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