I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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