Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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