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(818): View more from California

Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.

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(713): View more from Texas

I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?

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(435): View more from Utah

it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.

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(425): View more from Washington

there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..

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(903): View more from Texas

Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman

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(212): View more from New York

You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!

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