Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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