my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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