I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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