Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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