He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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