if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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