I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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