Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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