Its about making memories worth repressing
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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