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before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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