Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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