love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
