Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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