I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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