Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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