Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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