i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
It's never too late to be topless.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
