Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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