Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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