Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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