I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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