i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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