I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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