What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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