i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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