WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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