love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
