There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
