Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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