Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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