its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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