you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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